If Hi-Rez ran the country....
- All surgical procedures would be covered by Medicare - but anaesthetics would be withheld except for the privately insured
- You would be asked for your credit card number before your name, address, and emergency, when you called 000.
- You would call 000 for an emergency if you paid a weekly for fee for premium citizenship status - everyone else would have to call 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
- A government sponsored proxy would be provided to attend all after-hours work meetings at work for those earning over $100,000 a year...and nightly after-hours work meetings would become compulsory
- A 18:00 curfew would be enforced nightly for those not wearing Armani or driving a Mercedes
- Roads and other government infrastructure would no longer be maintained - the money saved would be spent on documentaries detailing the lives of the rich to be braodcast 24 hours a day.
- In 10 years New Australia would be established elsewhere in the world, and Old Australia would be abandoned by the government
- Mr Coffee.
